Last Will and Testament

Heroes around the world, we ask you to fill a box of 10 or so objects that relate to your love of cycling and life in general. Then by candlelight (Heroes always sit by candlelight), write a letter to your best friend, wife, husband, son, or daughter. This letter will indicate how these particular possessions are to be distributed in the unlikely event of your early departure from this good Earth. We collected our HERO possessions and taped the box shut with a note attached: 

“DO NOT SELL ON EBAY UNLESS YOU PLAN ON USING THE PROCEEDS FOR A KEG OF LA CHOUFFE BEER AT MY WAKE!”

The items in order of their appearance: (1) Campagnolo Super Record Rear Derailleur-82. (2) Extra paint from Joe Bell. (3) Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen (4a) Orginal Selle San Marco Regal-perforated mind you. (4b) Notice the box style rails. (5) Eddy Merckx Pantograph 3T stem with Belgian flag colors (6a) Colnago Mapei Edition C-40. (7b) Close-Up of C-40 Braze-On Cable hanger (8) First Gift to the Heroes from a generous reader! (9) Your first Jersey! (10) Limoges tea cup (Like a bicycle, functional and beautiful) (11) 2001-2002 Paris-Roubaix DVD