Garmin Cervelo Wins!

Garmin Cervelo Wins Stage Two of the 2011 TDF

Stage Two—23km
Team Time Trial: Les Essarts to Les Essarts

Garmin Cervelo wins the Team Time Trial!!! The big budget teams did what they needed to do but the short course did not allow for much in the way of time gaps. What was delivered was the spectacle of a finally tuned, rotating, color-coordinated machine brought home by the Mythical Hero Thor Hushovd. His closet rivaled only by those of Eddy Merckx and Liz Taylor, Thor will now have to to hire a fashion consultant. Since yesterday, the God of Thunder has donned a brunette wig, the World Champion Stripes, A Polka-Dot Skinsuit, and now The Maillot Jaune! Heroes hope to see the wardrobe rounded out with Sprinter’s Green by the end of the tour.

More GC questions: Where Oh Where was Saxo Bank? BMC delivered enough in the TTT today, but can Cadel take the pressure of a two minute gap on Contador? Will Cadel distract while Andy and Frank attack? Is Horner just around the corner? Does anything rhyme with Leipheimer? Heroes will be in the mountains with the latest news.