Missed Connections: Garmin Cervelo Edition

Me!!!!!!! MAN WITH HAMMER!!!!!!!!! The man with the Rainbow on my bike, helmet, socks oh yeah and Jersey. These stripes will always be with me whether you let me ride the Vuelta or not! I guess riding for a Domestique-as-General Manager should have been a warning to me. Please tell me you are not pissed for grabbing water bottles for me back at Credit Agricole!

You said on twitter..”Let me clarify something for you: I treat riders on my team equally, rainbow stripes or otherwise. From the start of the yr” Me, lowly paid domestique on said team…..why oh why does this not show up in my paycheck? Pleeeze?

Me Company that pays for all of this to happen. Why do we not have the World Champion going to the Vuelta. This is still about our brand right????? And do not tell me that Vattenfall, Plouay are pretty much the same thing. Remember what we sell? Little computers with maps? We looked these places up and they are not in the same league!

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Where are Vroomen and White?

Me with Ascot! Sideburns! YOU, and by you, I mean almost everyone, including former Australian Paris Roubaix winner. It’s the way I play it. Go get your own team. BTW. Are we still on for beers later. Whitey, Thor? Stuey? Are you there?